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[bobemm]

I give up on fixing everything. I bought a new dehumidifier for the basement.

In the instructions: "Do not operate with wet hands or in a damp environment."

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

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[dave-loves-you.livejournal.com]

heh. i bought gutter sealant that is supposed to work instantly "even on wet surfaces". so on the back of the tube, it says "make sure surfaces are dry and free of dirt."

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

That's just crazy. This is just crazy. Fetch me my straightjacket.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

I don't know :( I just don't know.

I guess I'd better ship it to somebody who lives in the desert.

[brendand.livejournal.com]

Do you want my brother's address in AZ?

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

That should work.

[brendand.livejournal.com]

Fag Central
123 Rainbow Dr
Lake Havasu City, AZ 84606

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

I think you're pulling my leg :<

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

haha ok I will ship it out in the morning.

[brendand.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'll let him know to be expecting it.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

Tell him not to hold his breath. If dehumidifiers can only dehumidify dry basements, then I feel perfectly justified looking for a shipping service that doesn't deliver.

[brendand.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure he's much too busy sodomizing his rich old boyfriend to hold his breath.

[slothel.livejournal.com]

You just gave me a flashback to someone saying, "I want to buy a humidifier and a dehumidifier, and lock them in a room and let them fight it out."

I have no idea who it was or why they want to do it.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

teeheehee. I feel kind of like that's the situation already - there is a hot water valve leaking down there, which drips into a bucket. I'm sure that the water in the bucket evaporates into the air. It all seems like a giant exercise in futility :)

[markormarky.livejournal.com]

It's just that the dehumidifyer company is into Dada.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

That makes sense. Dada always makes me feel crazy.

[lingostarr.livejournal.com]

errr??? They are kidding right?

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

I don't think so, there was no smiley face or anything :(

[brendand.livejournal.com]

LOL

[findingmelmo.livejournal.com]

This isn't about fixing anything but it's just as stupid. I was eating a McDonald's Sundae and it comes with a package of peanuts. I was bored and just reading the package, and it said "WARNING: May contain nuts." Uhhhh...okayyyyy, thanks for the warning?

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

hahaha yes! I've seen that too. And I swear I've seen sleeping pills that say "warning, my cause drowsiness". Well I hope so!

[cowboymarine.livejournal.com]

Oh, you needed a real dehumidifier...