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Jun. 27th, 2005 08:28 pmTonight, I shall once again attempt to sleep in the nude.
That is how I have traditionally slept. But, when the Senator was a kitten, I once woke up to her getting uncomfortably familiar with my genitalia. So I started wearing underwear to bed, only to be woken up by her suckling at my nipple. So I started wearing t-shirts to bed as well.
But now, she's nearly two years old, and she almost never sleeps in the bed. And, the Earth seems to have turned into a motherfucking furnace. So I think that, tonight, I shall attempt a return to my old ways.
That is how I have traditionally slept. But, when the Senator was a kitten, I once woke up to her getting uncomfortably familiar with my genitalia. So I started wearing underwear to bed, only to be woken up by her suckling at my nipple. So I started wearing t-shirts to bed as well.
But now, she's nearly two years old, and she almost never sleeps in the bed. And, the Earth seems to have turned into a motherfucking furnace. So I think that, tonight, I shall attempt a return to my old ways.
