[personal profile] bobemm
Ohhhohohoh grooohohohosss

"The 3.3-pound fetus had hair, legs and genitals, but very little development of the head and brain. The fetus had two teeth and two slightly developed hands."

Can you imagine it just squirming around inside him, grabbing his intestines, gnawing on his liver???

His little foetal wet dreams would give a whole new meaning to "cum on my stomach".

Date: 2005-06-26 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] old-age.livejournal.com
i want to have your macerated baby

Date: 2005-07-22 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
btw, I <3 that word. macerated.

Date: 2005-06-26 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-jon.livejournal.com
Grosssssssssss

Date: 2005-06-26 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lingostarr.livejournal.com
Perhaps he ate the twin while he was in the womb.

Date: 2005-06-26 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] casecob.livejournal.com
get... in... my... belly!!

(ewwwwwwww)

Date: 2005-06-26 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pebbles-patio.livejournal.com
And I thought having a tape worm would be gross!

xoxox,
pebs

Date: 2005-06-26 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com
Sounds like the devil to me....

Date: 2005-06-26 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com
I like the doctor. It's possible that this is the first time I have ever seen this, but I could be wrong.

I'm hearing the frog king singing to Paris Hilton in Mr. Slave's intestine.

Date: 2005-06-26 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
hahaha I know!

I'm assuming that something got lost in the translation.

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com
The baby is going to jerk off that finger. What a horny kid

Re: oh geez, here we go...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
eeew!

she looks like she's fingering its asshole!!!

Re: oh geez, here we go...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com
This is the second capture of a footing (as opposed to fisting) that I've seen this month.

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
hahaha...he'd probably throw the fetus in an incubator and stick a feeding tube into it. Cuz he's sick like that. Well, depending on who you ask.

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com
I'd throw the fetus into a blender and stick a feeding tube into it.

Just hook it to my veins!!

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com
I think we're missing the real tragedy here folks. This poor fetus was 16 years old, it would have had it's driving permit by now, maybe even been able to go to prom this year but NO, not now, the fucking selfish host boy wants to get rid of it and flush it's life down the toilet. What a selfish asshole. I would have taken the fetus to prom.

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com
I'd like to see a police officer try to ticket the fetus. Did you know that you were going...OH MY GOD!!!

And, in a paraphrase of the club kid philosophy...you're dating a fetus, throw some glitter on it honey, and you're a star!

Is anybody else reminded of the movie Basket Case, and is waiting for the fetus to go on a murderous rampage, killing the doctor who separated it from his brother.

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com
The article says the fetus had hair and two teeth, I hope it's hair was in the shape of a mullet. I'd buy it a camaro to drive around in and some non-filtered Camels to smoke.

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
hahaha....

I have not seen that movie

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
you would! And you would love it! Sicko.

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com
Then again, they prob would have a problem with two boys going to prom together in India. Maybe The Advocate would put me and my fetus boy friend on the cover and we could picket the school and start our own gay/straight/fetus alliance.
Was the fetus gay? Was that determined?

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com
I'm being silly, of course the fetus was gay, why else would he be hanging out inside a 16 year old teenager?

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
hahaha srsly

Re: oh, by the way...

Date: 2005-06-26 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
hahahahaha

you're reminding me of Christopher Reeves on South Park

Date: 2005-06-27 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] die7fox.livejournal.com
I'm going to go be violently ill now.

Of course that could be the alcohol...

Or the weed...

Or both...

Uh... yeah, I got nothing.

Date: 2005-06-27 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
Hahahha...silly stoner! The weed is supposed to help you not to throw up!!!!

Date: 2005-06-27 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] die7fox.livejournal.com
I usually do one or the other, but rarely both at the same time.

I'd forgotten how disorienting that can be.

Date: 2005-06-27 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
hahaha

The only way that weed works for me is in conjunction with alcohol. And that's still hit or miss.

NOT THAT I'VE EVER SMOKED MARIJUANA. BECAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL.

Date: 2005-06-27 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] die7fox.livejournal.com
AND NEITHER HAVE I. THIS IS ALL PURELY HYPOTHETICAL.

Date: 2005-06-27 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
NATURALLY.

*looks at mr. gonzales, prays not to end up in gitmo*

I'm gonna puke now.

Date: 2005-06-27 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vertigo-xpress.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure this is impossible and only a gag.

And I mean that literally.

Someone already mentioned Basket Case, which is must viewing after reading that article. But you should also look for Evil Dead Trap, which had a killer fetus that lived inside its adult brother. Unfortunately, it was telepathic and murderous, too.

Date: 2005-06-28 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrimp.livejournal.com
*shudders*

This is totally Venture Brothers too...

Date: 2005-06-29 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
What is Venture Brothers?
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