Robert I Murillo ([personal profile] bobemm) wrote2005-06-26 02:19 pm
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Ohhhohohoh grooohohohosss

"The 3.3-pound fetus had hair, legs and genitals, but very little development of the head and brain. The fetus had two teeth and two slightly developed hands."

Can you imagine it just squirming around inside him, grabbing his intestines, gnawing on his liver???

His little foetal wet dreams would give a whole new meaning to "cum on my stomach".

[identity profile] old-age.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
i want to have your macerated baby

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-07-22 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
btw, I <3 that word. macerated.

[identity profile] alex-jon.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Grosssssssssss

[identity profile] lingostarr.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps he ate the twin while he was in the womb.

[identity profile] casecob.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
get... in... my... belly!!

(ewwwwwwww)

[identity profile] pebbles-patio.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
And I thought having a tape worm would be gross!

xoxox,
pebs

[identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like the devil to me....

[identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the doctor. It's possible that this is the first time I have ever seen this, but I could be wrong.

I'm hearing the frog king singing to Paris Hilton in Mr. Slave's intestine.

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha I know!

I'm assuming that something got lost in the translation.

oh, by the way...

[identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
WWJD DOOD?

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The baby is going to jerk off that finger. What a horny kid

Re: oh geez, here we go...

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
eeew!

she looks like she's fingering its asshole!!!

Re: oh geez, here we go...

[identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the second capture of a footing (as opposed to fisting) that I've seen this month.

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha...he'd probably throw the fetus in an incubator and stick a feeding tube into it. Cuz he's sick like that. Well, depending on who you ask.

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd throw the fetus into a blender and stick a feeding tube into it.

Just hook it to my veins!!

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we're missing the real tragedy here folks. This poor fetus was 16 years old, it would have had it's driving permit by now, maybe even been able to go to prom this year but NO, not now, the fucking selfish host boy wants to get rid of it and flush it's life down the toilet. What a selfish asshole. I would have taken the fetus to prom.

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[identity profile] misanthropicsob.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see a police officer try to ticket the fetus. Did you know that you were going...OH MY GOD!!!

And, in a paraphrase of the club kid philosophy...you're dating a fetus, throw some glitter on it honey, and you're a star!

Is anybody else reminded of the movie Basket Case, and is waiting for the fetus to go on a murderous rampage, killing the doctor who separated it from his brother.

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The article says the fetus had hair and two teeth, I hope it's hair was in the shape of a mullet. I'd buy it a camaro to drive around in and some non-filtered Camels to smoke.

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*cackle*

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha....

I have not seen that movie

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
you would! And you would love it! Sicko.

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Then again, they prob would have a problem with two boys going to prom together in India. Maybe The Advocate would put me and my fetus boy friend on the cover and we could picket the school and start our own gay/straight/fetus alliance.
Was the fetus gay? Was that determined?

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
baaaaaaaaahahahahahahha :-D

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] brokn2pieces.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm being silly, of course the fetus was gay, why else would he be hanging out inside a 16 year old teenager?

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha srsly

Re: oh, by the way...

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahahaha

you're reminding me of Christopher Reeves on South Park

[identity profile] die7fox.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to go be violently ill now.

Of course that could be the alcohol...

Or the weed...

Or both...

Uh... yeah, I got nothing.

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahha...silly stoner! The weed is supposed to help you not to throw up!!!!

[identity profile] die7fox.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I usually do one or the other, but rarely both at the same time.

I'd forgotten how disorienting that can be.

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha

The only way that weed works for me is in conjunction with alcohol. And that's still hit or miss.

NOT THAT I'VE EVER SMOKED MARIJUANA. BECAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL.

[identity profile] die7fox.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
AND NEITHER HAVE I. THIS IS ALL PURELY HYPOTHETICAL.

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
NATURALLY.

*looks at mr. gonzales, prays not to end up in gitmo*

I'm gonna puke now.

[identity profile] vertigo-xpress.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure this is impossible and only a gag.

And I mean that literally.

Someone already mentioned Basket Case, which is must viewing after reading that article. But you should also look for Evil Dead Trap, which had a killer fetus that lived inside its adult brother. Unfortunately, it was telepathic and murderous, too.

[identity profile] mrimp.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*shudders*

This is totally Venture Brothers too...

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
What is Venture Brothers?