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[bobemm]

Does anybody want a cat?

The weather was nice enough to open the windows on Friday. I opened the bedroom window, opened the computer room window, and sat down for some WoW. By the time I got logged in, I noticed Joey trotting around outside of the computer room window. First Window Opening of the season, and it took her all of two minutes to rip out the bedroom window screen and come around the other side of the house to rub it in my face.

Naughtiest. Cat. Evar.

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[markormarky.livejournal.com]

foolish human. the purpose of a screen is to be torn off; it is one of the toys of the Outdoor Experience.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

You seem to understand her. Perhaps she is rightfully yours. You'll find her on your doorstep shortly, tied down in a little bassinet.

[pebbles-patio.livejournal.com]

Did she capture you some critter and plob it inside as well??

xoxox,
pebs

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

Fortunately no. So I guess I have to admit that she could possibly be a little bit naughtier.

I don't think she's ever brought anything in from outside. She does like to play with mice from inside until they die though.

[peccavo.livejournal.com]

And I thought when the cat knocked over stal's new potted plant in zeal to get to the open window- knocking dirt all over the computer- was bad. Joey would eat these two cats in one bite, wouldn't s/he?

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

She probably would. My Mom's cat is twice her size, and he's scared of her. If she can catch him, first thing she usually does is to smack him in the face.

[peccavo.livejournal.com]

The senator seriously bitch slaps your mom's cat?

Woah. Just, woah.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

I swear that it made an easily audible sound once. It doesn't seem like a cat would have enough arm power to make a thunk on another cat's skull, but...it did.

[catalyst1979.livejournal.com]

Well I, for one, am glad, since World of Got-dam Warcraft is all you seem to do. Hello? Friends? In the real, tangible world? We're still here.

Deck.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

mmhmm, well, it only took me a few minutes to get her inside and shut the window (I'll fix the screen later). So there!

How's Nashville? How's SunTrust? How's the Beemer?

I just came across some of the Pocket Growlness letterhead I sent you a few years ago. Ha.

[catalyst1979.livejournal.com]

Well, Eat m'twat!!!

Nashville: Gutted, boring, putrid, and soul-sucking, as usual. I am travelling to Atlanta soon to visit with my dear love astounded and he is purportedly going to convince me why I should move there instead.

SunTrust: Gutted, boring, putrid, and soul-sucking, as usual. Actually, it's not that bad, except for the part where my ceiling caved in and dumped a few inches of water in my office yesterday, but nothing was seriously harmed so I'll count my lucky stars. It's mostly too hard of a job for not enough money, so play me a tiny violin on your thumb and forefinger.

Bimmer: Is hot and sexy, of course. And always ready to sprint down the Interstate farrrrr too fast. I love the feel of stomping that tight accelerator pedal down to the floor and feeling my body slam against the supple leather. (Mmmm, does this sound like some kind of BDSM story??)

[jr-red.livejournal.com]

ugh - cats. i remember back when i used to really like those.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

It's funny - the more horrid she is, the more I love her ^_^

[kaiaphas.livejournal.com]

I would were I not allergic:) Yesterday the ferret tried to steal the blow drier. The things he falls in love with...

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

hehehe that's adorable :-D

It reminds me of myself as a toddler! Except I think my favorite appliance was a record player.