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bobemmWatching John McCain doodle with his Sharpie®, I couldn't help but notice that HE IS A LEFTY.
I'm sorry, but this has to end. I can't stand left-handed people. They are almost as bad as gingers.
We simply cannot have a left-handed President. I cannot approve of that lifestyle choice. It is not natural, and IT IS NOT RIGHT.
As much as it would concern me to have a Secret Muslim Mulatto as a President, he is the only remaining choice. So now I am firmly in support of Mr. Obama.
I'm sorry, but this has to end. I can't stand left-handed people. They are almost as bad as gingers.
We simply cannot have a left-handed President. I cannot approve of that lifestyle choice. It is not natural, and IT IS NOT RIGHT.
As much as it would concern me to have a Secret Muslim Mulatto as a President, he is the only remaining choice. So now I am firmly in support of Mr. Obama.
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Date: 2008-10-17 05:10 pm (UTC)/Lefties rock
//except McCain
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Date: 2008-10-17 05:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-17 05:13 pm (UTC)Funny enough, my Kindergarten teacher tried to make me switch from left to right, because (I kid you not) - she really thought lefties were linked to the devil. My mom threatened a lawsuit against the school system if she persisted.
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Date: 2008-10-17 05:15 pm (UTC)Eew, my kindergarten teacher was evil too. That shit can fuck you up!
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Date: 2008-10-17 05:18 pm (UTC)Oh, and after the satanic-spawn incident...about 2 months later I was running late for school (used to walk) and my mom tossed my jacket at me and the zipper caught me right under my eye. It was bleeding a bit when I got to school, and the same teacher called Social Services on suspicion of child abuse.
She later died of cancer.
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Date: 2008-10-17 05:26 pm (UTC)Rumor has it that Obama is a lefty too?
can't remember where I heard this conversation though.
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Date: 2008-10-17 05:44 pm (UTC)if the dude is Black and left-handed, that makes sense, see. but an old white man who is left-handed cannot lead.
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Date: 2008-10-17 05:51 pm (UTC)icon creeps me teh fuck out.
So I'm gonna steal it.
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Date: 2008-10-17 05:53 pm (UTC)MMmmmm...cat.
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Date: 2008-10-17 06:03 pm (UTC)mainspas biologically or if gauche means gauche for unrelated reasons.