Robert I Murillo ([personal profile] bobemm) wrote2005-07-10 05:02 pm
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[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-07-11 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's a she!!! Now you've done it. As soon as I am asleep tonight, she will gallop to the airport (she never walks or runs, always slinks or gallops), board a plane to Iowa, claw your eyes out, and be home before I wake up. I'll never realize she has been gone, so I won't believe you when you tell me what happened.

[identity profile] alex-jon.livejournal.com 2005-07-11 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Your cat is a drag queen in disguise, who has transcended a human state, evolving into an advanced cat-state.

"BITCH, I KNOW YOU DUN SAID SOMETHIN' A-BOT ME, 'N I'MA FUCK YOU UP FOR THAT."

[identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com 2005-07-11 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
hahahah! TTLY!!!!