bobemm | (no subject)

Awwww... *achoo!*

*cries*

That's why Tylenol makes an allergy/sinus pill.

Yeah. Take that, then come over.

Well, if you take Tylenol, we can't drink. Take Advil instead.

It's just his color too! He looks quite fetching if I do say so myself. =)

xoxox,
pebs

It's a she!!! Now you've done it. As soon as I am asleep tonight, she will gallop to the airport (she never walks or runs, always slinks or gallops), board a plane to Iowa, claw your eyes out, and be home before I wake up. I'll never realize she has been gone, so I won't believe you when you tell me what happened.

Your cat is a drag queen in disguise, who has transcended a human state, evolving into an advanced cat-state.

"BITCH, I KNOW YOU DUN SAID SOMETHIN' A-BOT ME, 'N I'MA FUCK YOU UP FOR THAT."

hahahah! TTLY!!!!

now u two can worship daily together ;-)

Oh, we will. We will.

That's just the first piece of the eventual full-body armor/mystical power shield. Don't say you weren't warned!

heheheheheh :-D

Sometimes she's nice for awhile, and it lulls me into a false sense of security.

She did remind me a little bit today - Mom was trying to pet her, and she just kept slapping Mom's hand away, claws extended. And then I remembered, yes, she's a bitch.

Dude, Senator looks like she's praying the Ave Maria, gazing skyward.

All that's missing is the rosary!

hahaha exactly! I snapped my fingers up and to the left to pose her that way. She's sooo my bitch.

Anyway, it's a Jewish prayer shawl, so there will be no Ave Maria, and certainly no rosary.

The only prayer shawl I know is the big knitted shoulder-sized ones that you wear to a church like St. Mary of the Irish Potato Famine Eleventh Catholic Church of the Holy Rosary In The Eyes Of Our Lady At Glengarrow To Whence We Escaped On The Eve Of The Blight.

Them jews don't know what they're missing!

Then again, on my mom's side, all the elderly members back in the day were basically forced from judaism to catholicism. o VEY

St. Mary of the Irish Potato Famine Eleventh Catholic Church of the Holy Rosary In The Eyes Of Our Lady At Glengarrow To Whence We Escaped On The Eve Of The Blight.

hahahahahahahahahahah

What's this about your mom's family?

All I know is that the blacksheep aunt (of my grandmother) remained jewish, and the rest of her sisters (including my grandmother's mom) became catholic because of my grandmother's dad being a domineering fuckwit.