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[bobemm]

Chris just shut the Senator outside...and she promptly rang the doorbell.

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[brendand.livejournal.com]

You are fucking kidding me.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

newp.

[brendand.livejournal.com]

And you haven't had her committed yet? I mean, she's clearly not feline.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

I'm too scared of her. I try not to piss her off.

[markormarky.livejournal.com]

your cat blackmailed me into sending my nude pics to her. she insisted i include the three when i am completely hard, too. she was just cut-throat. i had to comply or bitch would....um, well.....she just would.....

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

So that's where they came from!!!

[markormarky.livejournal.com]

damn her, she swore she was gonna keep 'em locked up in her wall safe :-/

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

I know the combination. I know where she hides her cigarettes, too.

[peccavo.livejournal.com]

I had a cat who used to knock of the door when he wanted fed. Not scratched, not jumped against, not pounced on. Knocked.

He achieved this by stategically batting a plastic pet toy against my door in rapid succession. He never did this to anyone else... I was the one who fed him.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

Maybe that was Joey's father!

[pebbles-patio.livejournal.com]

She clearly did what any proper lady, mistakenly wronged would have done. I would sleep with one eye open tonight though.... =)

xoox,
pebs

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

I always do!!! ^__^

[shouldvesmiled.livejournal.com]

She's a witch!

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

Probably.

[gloriapatch.livejournal.com]

Your cat is not just a cat. She must be a familiar of some kind!

[(Anonymous)]

Are you OK?

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

But that would make me a witch! ;-P

[vertigo-xpress.livejournal.com]

You're not surprised by this, are you?

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

At this point, not in the least.

*doorbell rings*
me: ???
Chris: It's Joey.
me: oh. *turns back to computer* Will you let her in?