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[bobemm]

Watching John McCain doodle with his Sharpie®, I couldn't help but notice that HE IS A LEFTY.

I'm sorry, but this has to end. I can't stand left-handed people. They are almost as bad as gingers.

We simply cannot have a left-handed President. I cannot approve of that lifestyle choice. It is not natural, and IT IS NOT RIGHT.

As much as it would concern me to have a Secret Muslim Mulatto as a President, he is the only remaining choice. So now I am firmly in support of Mr. Obama.

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[indymark1979.livejournal.com]

Hey, if that's all it takes to get you on the RIGHT ticket, great. :-P

/Lefties rock
//except McCain

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

Wait, are you a lefty???

[indymark1979.livejournal.com]

Yes....I am.

Funny enough, my Kindergarten teacher tried to make me switch from left to right, because (I kid you not) - she really thought lefties were linked to the devil. My mom threatened a lawsuit against the school system if she persisted.

[casecob.livejournal.com]

i'm afraid to inform you of this, but it looks like you may have to vote independent this election cycle.

Rumor has it that Obama is a lefty too?

can't remember where I heard this conversation though.

[rwbadger.livejournal.com]

Yup. I'm pretty sure he is.

[casecob.livejournal.com]

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08056/860162-294.stm

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

GAHHHHHHH!!!!

[rwbadger.livejournal.com]

Obama's a south paw, too. Très gauche.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

NO!

[rwbadger.livejournal.com]

Simply saying the opposite of what I say doesn't make me wrong.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

Also, I see what you did there...HA!

[markormarky.livejournal.com]

i went thru this exact same process. so Obama it is.

if the dude is Black and left-handed, that makes sense, see. but an old white man who is left-handed cannot lead.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

I did not notice that Obama was also left-handed. I am now inconsolable.

[major7.livejournal.com]

well, all i can say is 2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 rights make a left

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

now i have no idea what to do.

[cowboymarine.livejournal.com]

I missed saying Obama is lefty, I am ambidextrous so you can only hate me 1/2 the time, although I cannot write with my left hand anymore.

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

Then wouldn't I hate you half the time but twice as much???? I just keep getting more and more confused :((((((

[roadster-guy.livejournal.com]

I'm multidextrous. I write with my left hand, cut with my right hand, eat with chopsticks using my left, and shoot with my right hand too...


...unless, I'm clicking on a mouse, in which case I shoot with my left hand.


/rimshot

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

huh huh huh...you said "rim"...

[hippierage.livejournal.com]

oh my bite me on both counts!

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

hahaha...you are a leftie and a ginger???

[salacious-pop.livejournal.com]

Another leftie here :P

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

*screams* I am surrounded...

[dom-ino.livejournal.com]

southpaws unite!

[chucknoblet.livejournal.com]

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