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Watching John McCain doodle with his Sharpie®, I couldn't help but notice that HE IS A LEFTY.
I'm sorry, but this has to end. I can't stand left-handed people. They are almost as bad as gingers.
We simply cannot have a left-handed President. I cannot approve of that lifestyle choice. It is not natural, and IT IS NOT RIGHT.
As much as it would concern me to have a Secret Muslim Mulatto as a President, he is the only remaining choice. So now I am firmly in support of Mr. Obama.
I'm sorry, but this has to end. I can't stand left-handed people. They are almost as bad as gingers.
We simply cannot have a left-handed President. I cannot approve of that lifestyle choice. It is not natural, and IT IS NOT RIGHT.
As much as it would concern me to have a Secret Muslim Mulatto as a President, he is the only remaining choice. So now I am firmly in support of Mr. Obama.
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Eew, my kindergarten teacher was evil too. That shit can fuck you up!
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Oh, and after the satanic-spawn incident...about 2 months later I was running late for school (used to walk) and my mom tossed my jacket at me and the zipper caught me right under my eye. It was bleeding a bit when I got to school, and the same teacher called Social Services on suspicion of child abuse.
She later died of cancer.