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Watching John McCain doodle with his Sharpie®, I couldn't help but notice that HE IS A LEFTY.
I'm sorry, but this has to end. I can't stand left-handed people. They are almost as bad as gingers.
We simply cannot have a left-handed President. I cannot approve of that lifestyle choice. It is not natural, and IT IS NOT RIGHT.
As much as it would concern me to have a Secret Muslim Mulatto as a President, he is the only remaining choice. So now I am firmly in support of Mr. Obama.
I'm sorry, but this has to end. I can't stand left-handed people. They are almost as bad as gingers.
We simply cannot have a left-handed President. I cannot approve of that lifestyle choice. It is not natural, and IT IS NOT RIGHT.
As much as it would concern me to have a Secret Muslim Mulatto as a President, he is the only remaining choice. So now I am firmly in support of Mr. Obama.