[personal profile] bobemm
Watching John McCain doodle with his Sharpie®, I couldn't help but notice that HE IS A LEFTY.

I'm sorry, but this has to end. I can't stand left-handed people. They are almost as bad as gingers.

We simply cannot have a left-handed President. I cannot approve of that lifestyle choice. It is not natural, and IT IS NOT RIGHT.

As much as it would concern me to have a Secret Muslim Mulatto as a President, he is the only remaining choice. So now I am firmly in support of Mr. Obama.

Date: 2008-10-17 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indymark1979.livejournal.com
Hey, if that's all it takes to get you on the RIGHT ticket, great. :-P

/Lefties rock
//except McCain

Date: 2008-10-17 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
Wait, are you a lefty???

Date: 2008-10-17 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indymark1979.livejournal.com
Yes....I am.

Funny enough, my Kindergarten teacher tried to make me switch from left to right, because (I kid you not) - she really thought lefties were linked to the devil. My mom threatened a lawsuit against the school system if she persisted.

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Date: 2008-10-17 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] casecob.livejournal.com
i'm afraid to inform you of this, but it looks like you may have to vote independent this election cycle.

Rumor has it that Obama is a lefty too?

can't remember where I heard this conversation though.

Date: 2008-10-17 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rwbadger.livejournal.com
Yup. I'm pretty sure he is.

Date: 2008-10-17 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rwbadger.livejournal.com
Obama's a south paw, too. Très gauche.

Date: 2008-10-17 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rwbadger.livejournal.com
Simply saying the opposite of what I say doesn't make me wrong.

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Date: 2008-10-17 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
Also, I see what you did there...HA!

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Date: 2008-10-17 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] markormarky.livejournal.com
i went thru this exact same process. so Obama it is.

if the dude is Black and left-handed, that makes sense, see. but an old white man who is left-handed cannot lead.

Date: 2008-10-17 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
I did not notice that Obama was also left-handed. I am now inconsolable.

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Date: 2008-10-17 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major7.livejournal.com
well, all i can say is 2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 rights make a left

Date: 2008-10-17 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
now i have no idea what to do.

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Date: 2008-10-17 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cowboymarine.livejournal.com
I missed saying Obama is lefty, I am ambidextrous so you can only hate me 1/2 the time, although I cannot write with my left hand anymore.

Date: 2008-10-17 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
Then wouldn't I hate you half the time but twice as much???? I just keep getting more and more confused :((((((

Date: 2008-10-17 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadster-guy.livejournal.com
I'm multidextrous. I write with my left hand, cut with my right hand, eat with chopsticks using my left, and shoot with my right hand too...


...unless, I'm clicking on a mouse, in which case I shoot with my left hand.


/rimshot

Date: 2008-10-17 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
huh huh huh...you said "rim"...

Date: 2008-10-17 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hippierage.livejournal.com
oh my bite me on both counts!

Date: 2008-10-17 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
hahaha...you are a leftie and a ginger???

Date: 2008-10-17 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salacious-pop.livejournal.com
Another leftie here :P

Date: 2008-10-17 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chucknoblet.livejournal.com
*screams* I am surrounded...

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Date: 2008-10-18 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dom-ino.livejournal.com
southpaws unite!

Date: 2008-10-20 05:39 pm (UTC)
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